ROLLING AS KALOU

Noses make her happy. She often rambles to anyone who will listen about noses, saying how they totally make a person’s face and aren’t genetics so interesting. Sometimes people will tell her they used to hate their noses, sometimes they still do. Kalou says, “But even if you hate your nose, or used to, your nose always loved you and it always will. It belongs to you, it’s loyal to you, it cares. It wants to help you. As a funnel for smells coming in and snot going out. Imagine if snot had nowhere to go. Blam! That’s your head gone.”
Kalou believes the noses she makes will make you as happy as they make her.